it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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