You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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