Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize