definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My breasts were aching with rage.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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