you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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