she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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