What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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