Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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