Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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