so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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