You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
handjob tips. give me some.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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