Ambien. No doubt about it.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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