Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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