i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
That reminds me...we need to get swords
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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