I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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