you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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