I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We got so high we made milksteak
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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