Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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