Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
