walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
