Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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