do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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