Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
honey bunches of taint.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We are two peas in an std pod
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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