i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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