I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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