Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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