Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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