With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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