I'm going to jail i love you
we made out on top of his cat.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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