so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
