Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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