i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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