On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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