I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize