Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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