I heard we made out
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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