your thong is hanging out like whoa
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it's great music for shaving your balls
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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