No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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