I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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