smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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