Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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