why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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