I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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