I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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