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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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