I want to have your abortion
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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