Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
