I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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