I just gift wrapped bread.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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