I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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