So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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