There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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