Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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