I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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