every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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