my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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